The first "one up" story I like to drop on folks involves my mother. When somebody starts in on what celebrities they have encountered over the years, I calmly wait with a gem in my pocket and a devious story of unprecedented success.
Here it is.
When my mom was in nursing school at Fullerton Junior College in California in the 1960's she happend to be doing a rotation in the emergency room at Fullerton Hospital. In walks one John Wayne. The John Wayne. Yes, that one.
We have all heard the legends of his eating habits. Apparently John was tying one on with a hefty meal and some drink when all of a sudden his intestines decided to file a formal protest and lock down until the union could gather before allowing any more work to be done concerning accounts receivable and sent. This is a polite way of saying...his tummy really hurt and he couldn't go to the bathroom.
Upon examination of Mr. Wayne, the doctor on staff prescribed an enema. Now it is important for everyone to realize that I will not go into hefty detail as to what an enema is. You have Google. Use it. Regardless, the union lines had to be broken! My mother...my wonderful little twenty-something LPN mother was on duty and got the assignment.
My mom gave John Wayne and enema. She has had an encounter with a celebrity like no other. She has placed her hands...okay, I will stop. Isn't that hilarious?! The best part of the story is that while John Wayne was recovering, putting on his pants and what not, my mom has the wherewithal to ask him for his autograph! And, he gave it to her. I like to think that John said something like, "Here ya are little lady. Like to thank you for letting the herd back out into the pasture for me. Wuhhuuh," but I am sure he responded more like, "May I go home now?"
P.S.
My second story (another blog post perhaps) has to do with my dad and the Beatles. Seriously.
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